alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

suppermariobroth:

Luijesus.

suppermariobroth:

Luijesus.

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}
ahmoses:

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA HE KILLIN

ahmoses:

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA HE KILLIN